Dean Winchester’s behind you, meatsack.
#harry in that last one #”oh look at this pretty curtain i like the way it moves what sort of fabric is that?” #”oh ugh cormac how unclassy of you i can’t even look at you even this curtain has more class than you”
screaming in the dark, i howl when we’re apart
drag my teeth across your chest to taste your
True Fact: Jeff Davis said when they were narrowing down the casting for Stiles Stilinski they referred to Dylan’s version as “Gumby Stiles”
"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET
We can’t help anyone. We can try. We can always try.
SUCH A BABY.
OKAY I have to drop some newly acquired knowledge, and maybe a lot of people already know this BUT LISTEN
Hippos are, like…real, living land whales. It’s been genetically proven that their closest relatives are NOT pigs as was once believed, but whales! Hippos even make whistles and clicks underwater to communicate as well as help them “see” in murky waters.
They also have some incredibly thick skin that is extremely difficult to cut, and when they do get injured their skin secretes a special fluid that acts like a natural antibiotic ointment that prevents infections and speeds up the healing process. And this fluid turns blood red when it meets the air, so it looks pretty badass, too.
Also, the bones in their limbs are SOLID. There is no marrow, no hollow space, they are 100% BONE, MOTHERFUCKER. It helps weigh them down in the water so they can more easily submerge, and it helps support their weight on land. These bones can withstand the impact of a running hippo, and they aren’t slow, either!
Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths annually than crocodiles or other predators like lions and so on. Because they don’t take no shit, bro.
HIPPOS ARE REALLY FREAKING COOL, YOU GUYS.
*whispers* the number one cause of baby hippo deaths is adult male hippos
YO DUDE I SAW THIS ON DA A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WAS LIKE “WHY DID SOMEONE SUBMIT SCREENSHOTS OF THE FILM?” BUT THEN I WAS LIKE HO SHIT IT’S A COSPLAY!!!!! THIS PERSON IS PERFECT
this is cosplay
THIS IS COSPLAY
316 brings the count up to TWO raves that derek’s been to without slipping out of his shirt, getting painted up, pressing his forehead to the back of someone’s neck as he loses himself to the beat of the music, letting the night become a sweaty, hot blur all around him so i’mma need the 3rd one to be the charm DO YOU HEAR ME JEFF DAVIS
it was a big part of why i liked it so much when i first started watching—the strength of the theme and the gender subversion
teen wolf has always associated nakedness with vulnerability, and not just derek but also scott and especially jackson. like just think back to all those locker room scenes of jackson where he’s presented almost luridly before someone takes his beauty and arrogance and just fuckin cuts him down to size. hell, he spends the whole back end of s2 after losing his mind naked.
derek starts a scene like the worstbest kind of mtv beefcake, silly workout music and silly camera angles until a literal record scratch haha hold the fuck up now watch this powerful scene of a powerful person having everything stripped away from him.
like i think we’re all ensconced in a post-3a mindset in how we view the gratuitousness of the writing re: derek’s tragedy, bc… it was gratuitous. but think back before 3a, when that shit was tight as hell. and idk we have over half a season left to go but at least, to me, 3b so far seems like a return to form